Yup ’ true even his Majesty doth sometimes find himself to the verge of relinquishing a blood curdling …… SCREAM!!
It has been just one of those days. Still I doth be suffering from such a vial inflection of churning stomach, fever and malaise that would kill any meager minion, I hop that this day would bring unto our fair kingdom a mild and quiet turning of events. Ah but fair not be-eth in thy heavenly cards for this realm, for today hath been a day one doth wisheth would have passed whilst one did sleep!
My story doth begineth as such….
“Awaketh my liege! Awaketh!!”, twas all but heardeth trumpeting forth from young Royal Feline Zoe as she pouncethed numerous times upon Sires Royal Aching Mid Section! What a pleasant dash forth to the Royal Commode one must maketh after such a loving start to ones morning!
Next after settling Zoe downeth for a brief respite once more, for all of abouteth 3 minutes, doth the frasarackin blastin sleep disrupter of a phone start ringing forth! “Please press 1 for English, 2 for Spanish ..oops interruptethed by a stray paw from lovely Zoe as the call be doth lost in a hang up! (hehehe)
Ah I doth have still a few minutes more that I mayeth …. Ring Ring …URGH “Hello is this ………. or the care giver for …….. if so please press 3 now on your telephone key pad. ” ’ Ok boop “There is no one hear to take your call at this moment, please call back between the hours of…..“Hey wait a gosh darn minute YOU CALLED ME! One Doth Shout Uselessly to an automated machine! CLICK some unprintable remarks and thats it!!!
OK so now the day hopefully can only get better from here on Right?!? ANG “Thanks for playing please try again!”
So now the cable on the TV doesn’t work nor does the Internet load! Oh Great! Honey Did you forget Something!! Ah that glorious sound that a Husband Doth Live For!! Am I right Gents?!? Oops so I missed a bill or so this month and they want to turn this off repo that and chargeth me $XX for late fees! Hey One can not taketh blood forth from a Stone Can One!! Well maybe at Stonehenge!?!
Well let us puteth these on a back burner for now. It is off to get a trimeth for me and procureth a new coiffure for my Queen!
Whew that doth go smooth! So it is off back to our Castle doth we returneth!
OK checketh the mail, grabeth a bit of grub since all that we hath eaten was some toast and it doth be about 1:45 in the passing of noon, and quietly enjoy our feasting. …. AS IF…
Ring Ring “Hello” , “No this doth not be-eth the King, why doth thou wisheth to speak with him?” Ah tis okay, Hello Auntie K How be-eth thou?” “No we have not heard from him at all today, why is something amiss?” “You’ve got to be jesting! No, No way, Are you Serious!” Well this continueth on for about I sayeth a good 10 to 15 minutes and then … Click.. “Okay giveth what hath transpired my love?” …..
In an effort to keepeth this short I shall Quill the remainder of this tale in the most brevity that I can and not deminisheth from its import.
Well it doth appear that my Queen’s Father, former King of the Realm, hath an altercation with a Dragon one might calleth a Mini-Bus! Yup you got it, old pops done had an accident and is now sitting in a hospital with a fracture to the left knee!
Yep so just when you think things are as bad as they can be for a day, he he he look out someone has something else lined up to proveth you doth be wrong!